Om Nom Nom

One of our lovely clients sent us a box of "Fabulous Bakin' Boys" Muffins. Ever the adventurer, Kulvarn invented his own new flavour "Double-Chocolate-Toffee-Crunch" through the technique of eating two at once.

Oooh! Muffins!

 

 
Best Comedy Number Plate

Best Comedy Number Plate EverOne of our accountants saw this on his way in to work. The only better comedy number plate would be 'Kumquat', but for some reason the police get confused between Qs and Os, so Qs aren't allowed on UK number plates.

[Comedy Number Plate]

 
Epic Aeroplane Un-Fail

 This chap rolls his aeroplane off a hill - with the engine switched off - and lands it at the bottom of a valley. 

[You Tube]

 
Periodic Table of Awesomeness

Scientific AwesomenessEverybody knows about the Periodic Table; we all struggled through it in school. I bet a lot more of us would have paid more attention if they taught us this instead.

http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa

 
Artist Peter Callesen

ClevernessPeter Callesen is a Danish artist who makes astounding sculptures from sheets of paper. We love his stuff because he takes plain white sheets of paper and makes extraordinarily clever things from them. Peter doesn't just 'Think out of the box'; he's cut a dirty great hole out the side of it.

http://www.petercallesen.com/

 
Vintage Burger

Vintage Burger...We like cool vintage stuff, but this is way out of our league. This story is about a lady that runs a weight-loss class and uses a 12 year old unmodified straight-from-the-drive-thru burger as a prop.

 

http://www.getfitslowly.com/2008/09/25/a-12-year-old-burger/

 
Epic Balloon Fail

This guy climbs into an inflated balloon. Don't try this at home.  

Epic Balloon Fail [youtube]

 
Pandas: 24 Month Pregnancy

The 24 Month Rule applies to Pandas...Did you know a Giant Panda pregnancy lasts a full two years? Evolution hasn’t been kind to the Giant Panda, explaining why there are only a 1000 or so left in the wild. Here are 10 reasons why you should spare a thought for the Giant Panda:

1. The panda’s distinctive coat keep them warm in winter but makes things unpleasantly sticky for the summer months.

2. A panda’s diet consists almost entirely of bamboo; a plant so low in nutritional goodness that they must eat a quarter of their own body weight each and every day: that's 16 hours eating the stuff just to stay alive. Pandas are 5 times more expensive than other animals to keep in captivity because of their picky eating habits.

3. Although Bamboo is wide-spread in China, Pandas have settled at high altitudes where their staple food hardly grows.

4. Pandas live a pretty solitary existence, hardly ever meeting up with other pandas in the wild. The female comes into season for only a day or two each year - not good for boosting population numbers and explaining why male pandas have evolved with virtually no sex drive.

5. In captivity, zoologist have taken to projecting panda porn into male enclosures, and lace their bamboo shoots with Viagra to get them in the mood.

6. Panda cubs are often born while the mother sleeps, so commonly get rolled on before the female wakes up.

7. Female pandas are widely considered bad mothers – usually she’ll give birth to two cubs, immediately abandoning one of them; often sitting on the remaining one by mistake.

8. Theodore Roosevelt’s son, Theodore Roosevelt Jnr, was reportedly the first foreigner to shoot a giant panda in the 1920's.

9. A male panda’s penis is only 3 cm long.

10. Pandas are liars. It turns out it’s elephants that have a 24 month pregnancy and not pandas at all. In fact pandas are only pregnant for 4 months.

 


 
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